Anonymous
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yeah i guess that's true.. what if she said she'd move to russia, just to be with you?

that’s the fucking dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. and i fucking live with ivan

Anonymous
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dude thats really sad :( what if she really liked you?

i’m fucking sorry? she’s not even in russia what’s the fucking point?

Anonymous
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wow.. so not even someone as attractive as her can hold you down.. ah well.

there are plenty of fucking attractive people

whatever you need to fucking tell yourself shit dick

Anonymous
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... do you want her to be yours?

why? she’s hot and all but shit do i look like the type to want to stay with someone?

Anonymous
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Shit dude! Garland has stolen that girl you was talking to last night. u gonna take that?

she’s not mine. he can have my sloppy seconds

Anonymous
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Don't deny it. You want him don't you?

fuck off. no

Anonymous
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dude dat chick was fukkin hot

yeah she was

Anonymous
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dude garland is flirting with your girl! :O

she’s not mine.

Anonymous
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dude i hav no idea hu dat girl is but daaaaammnn.. u lucky fucker

yeah she was pretty fucking hot.